BoozeReviews.net

Sick of all those stuffy wine reviewers? Me too! Who the hell are those guys talking to anyway?? Want to learn about that one special tequila you saw at BevMo last week, but you don’t trust the manufacturer’s information, and you suspect the salesman there was just trying to sell you the most expensive bottle he could find? Happens a lot.Well then, welcome to BoozeReviews. What we’re all about is real live reviews of all kinds of booze– reviews that the average Joe can understand. Yeah, we’ve got a point system and can wax philosophical about the ins and outs of a given beverage’s inner character… but we like to drink booze and enjoy it. We don’t even consider spitting out wine: a damn insult to the wine maker– he or she made it to be imbibed, for God’s sake. If it tastes good, drink it. If you’re broke and it tastes alright, drink it. If it sucks, STOP– don’t pour it out… there are all sorts of creative things you can do with it. Cook with it. Stick a rag in it, light it and throw it. Start campfires with it.

Why are we doing this??

Because we can. It’s fun to talk about things you like and bash things you don’t. It’s fun to sit down with a big contraband cigar and a glass of 12 year Nicaraguan Rum and feel the oak character expand in your mouth… sure… but hey, we’re not the kind of folks who won’t also suck down a 12-er of Keystone while playing a heated game of Beer Pong.

Some of our reviews may be contrite. Some may be downright silly. Some may be written after we’ve tated 10 different wines and you won’t understand a god damned thing we say. And some may be useful and professional… you just never know… but I can guarantee you’ll enjoy yourself.. and hey, isn’t that the point of it all anyway?

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