Comments on: Bier Boot Haus One Liter Beer Boot http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot The drinking man's guide to fine (and not so fine) beer, wine and spirits Tue, 27 Jul 2010 04:07:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: BJR http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-900 BJR Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:20:06 +0000 http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-900 A caveat: if you're going to watch Beerfest, I would highly recommend putting down at least one beerboots-worth of beer before starting the movie. And if you aren't tough enough to go with a DIPA, better make it two. I had a different theory about the small foot size: perhaps some people use the boot for multiple sources of merry-making. Vehicle for beer consumption, and gadget of pleasure all wrapped into one little, big-calfed elf boot. A caveat: if you’re going to watch Beerfest, I would highly recommend putting down at least one beerboots-worth of beer before starting the movie. And if you aren’t tough enough to go with a DIPA, better make it two.

I had a different theory about the small foot size: perhaps some people use the boot for multiple sources of merry-making. Vehicle for beer consumption, and gadget of pleasure all wrapped into one little, big-calfed elf boot.

]]> By: Melvin http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-895 Melvin Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:12:26 +0000 http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-895 I accompanied the Wop on his 2nd read and howled until I cried. Kerplunkeldoppen was incredibly easy and hilarious to visualize, I'm sorry I wasn't there to witness it! And I guess I need to rent Beerfest! I wasn't sure where the Hutt's comment was going to lead when he brought up the small foot, but I can appreciate a large calf. I accompanied the Wop on his 2nd read and howled until I cried. Kerplunkeldoppen was incredibly easy and hilarious to visualize, I’m sorry I wasn’t there to witness it! And I guess I need to rent Beerfest! I wasn’t sure where the Hutt’s comment was going to lead when he brought up the small foot, but I can appreciate a large calf.

]]> By: John the Wop http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-894 John the Wop Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:59:57 +0000 http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-894 On second read, I have to say that this was one fuckin' howler of a review. Nice work guys! It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it. On second read, I have to say that this was one fuckin’ howler of a review. Nice work guys! It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

]]> By: J David http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-892 J David Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:17:39 +0000 http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-892 This is a public plea for reviews from John the Wop, Jesse the Hutt, and BJR. Let's get some new material up, am I the only one who drinks any more or what? Pansies. Teetotalers. This is a public plea for reviews from John the Wop, Jesse the Hutt, and BJR. Let’s get some new material up, am I the only one who drinks any more or what? Pansies. Teetotalers.

]]> By: Jesse the Hutt http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-891 Jesse the Hutt Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:09:31 +0000 http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-891 Nice review! This was a fun little assignment, although I'm not sure that we should be reviewing this mug with Double IPA again. I liked BJR's idea of using these boots for beer pong, or any other sport that requires heavy chugging. Imagine how far the balls would fly after hitting the glass boot! Also, I found it a bit strange that the feet are so small on this boot, or maybe this guy's calves are just friggin' huge? Nice review! This was a fun little assignment, although I’m not sure that we should be reviewing this mug with Double IPA again. I liked BJR’s idea of using these boots for beer pong, or any other sport that requires heavy chugging. Imagine how far the balls would fly after hitting the glass boot!
Also, I found it a bit strange that the feet are so small on this boot, or maybe this guy’s calves are just friggin’ huge?

]]> By: J David http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-890 J David Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:05:54 +0000 http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-890 Right, in order to qualify as the ultimate (100/100 pts) "vehicle of utter crapulence" would require jail, whorehouse, possibly hospital. Right, in order to qualify as the ultimate (100/100 pts) “vehicle of utter crapulence” would require jail, whorehouse, possibly hospital.

]]> By: John the Wop http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-889 John the Wop Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:32:54 +0000 http://www.boozereviews.net/your-mama/bier-boot-haus-one-liter-beer-boot#comment-889 So you deducted some points because no one ended up in a whorehouse, right? So you deducted some points because no one ended up in a whorehouse, right?

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