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Russian River and the Younger Experience

Once a year Russian River releases a beer that is now so famous that El Guapo himself may elevate this to the category of in-famous. Beer heathens from all over the U.S. and abroad travel great lengths for the chance to taste and fill growlers of Pliny the Younger, a triple IPA that packs a serious wallop at 10% plus and “gobs” of IBU’s. What took a week last year to finish off was gone in less than 8 hours. Insanity. This is one man’s point of view of the experience. All photos courtesy of Chad, aka cpferris on BeerAdvocate.

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Cucapa Barleywine

Good beer from Mexico?  Yes, there really is such a thing.  Now I’m not talkingcucapa about Tecate, Corona, Dos Equis, Bohemia, Negro Modelo, or any of the great summertime thirst quenchers.  I’m talking big, bold, highly flavored, brew straight out of B.C.. We’ll just call it “grandote” for now and leave it at that.

BJR tried to kill JDavid and me with this bottle by busting it out minutes before starting the long walk home. This certainly turned what would have been a slightly intoxicated walk into a downright stumble.  All I remember is that the sidewalk was playing tricks on me by moving back and forth while I was walking in a perfectly straight line.  Fucking sidewalk…
When we poured the beer, the color was reddish brown with little to no head. A bit undercarbonated, even for the style. When I stuck my big Jew nose in the glass there was caramel, alcohol, malt, and a bit of sweetness. Some leathery notes in the background.
Dark fruit and alcohol are the biggest players in the taste of this beer. Although there is a bit of a hop presence, the candied raisins, toffee, and brown sugar are present in the finish as well.
ist2_3165316-mexicanMouthfeel is a bit stagnant; the carbonation could be pumped up a little in this bottle, which , coupled with mucho alcohol, make the drinkability almost nonexistent.

Great to see a great style of beer coming from our friends down south.  A good example of the style, and well done at that!  De puta madre!

Official BoozeReviews Score: 85/100

L’Chaim!

Lagunitas 2009 Correction Ale

Lagunitas has been producing some quality brew lately. Hop Stoopid, Old correction-224x204Gnarleywine, and now 2009 Correction Ale, although it might be better named “erection ale” as this is one pants-raising beer. Although this beer marks the end of the Zappa line of beers it was brewed in the spirit of celebrating the financial turmoil that Americans are currently experiencing. “Live to party” is the motto inscribed on the side of the bottle, and I wholeheartedly agree with this philosophy.

2009 bottle from Windmill Farms in Del Cerro. Well deservedly consumed after a mountain bike ride at Mission Trails with JDavid. My balls and inner thighs paid the price for this one.  Clocking in at 6.3%, this beer rests squarely in the category of a lighter West Coast IPA, or APA.
Poured a light orange with a f3462389653_e2c97035bfluffy IPA head that one would expect. There is some good lacing around the glass as the beer is consumed.
Smell is tropical, floral, and hoppy. Reminiscent of Kill Ugly Radio and Hop Stoopid on a smaller scale. Some mango, pineapple, fresh flowers, and hops round out the aroma.
The taste imbibes all of the tropical notes that one would want out of a fruity IPA. The hop bitterness is present in the finish, but not overwhelming. Although this isn’t the typical “balanced” IPA, it does conform to the West Coast style of being overly hopped, and lacking a malt backbone. The dryness of the finish is pleasant and cleanses the palate before the next quaff, making this a perfect summertime beer.  Clean, refreshing, fruity, hoppy, and dry.  These are the qualities that a good APA should have!

Official BoozeReviews Score: 90/100

L’Chaim!

Sweetwater IPA

Fate, destiny, love of beer;  all on the same wondrous collision course into the realm of my alcohol-infused reality.  I keep asking myself, did I find this great IPA from Georgia, or did it find me?  But what’s with the rainbow trout on the label? sweetwater-ipa1 Now think about this, although the label is extremely bad ass, do trout really live in Georgia?  It’s fucking hot there.  I’ll leave this question up to those more knowlegeable than myself on Georgian specifics. Chaos.  Madness. The journey continues.

Pours golden with a nice creamy head into my shaped pint glass. Color is on the darker side of the IPA spectrum.  Smells of tropical fruit. Pineapple, mango, guava. Hops, hops, and hops.
Taste is everything that I hoped it would be and more. Fruity, hoppy, dry, bitter, all of the elements are here that make a great IPA. And still manages to carry less than seven percent alcohol. As I drink this and it warms a bit it keeps getting more and more flavorful. Like eating a pineapple while drinking a Stone IPA. I respect this beer.  Mouthfeel is creamy and the carbonation elevates this beer to another level. I would like a keg of this little sister of Sculpin and Pure Hoppiness.

The whole time I’m drinking this beer I’m thinking “is this really what they’re doing down there a?”  Fantastic.  Wonderful.  Thank God for fate!

Hair of the Dog — Fred from the Wood

adamlogoI’ve been getting into barley wine lately. Had twenty or so samples of the style in the past year, both on tap and bottles. Barrel aged and not. I’d say after the experience of these tastings, that I really love a good barrel aged barley wine. Something about the aging really makes the smell and taste pop while maintaing a good balance of flavor.
I obtained a 2008 bottle of HOTD Fred From the Wood (the wood aged version of their normal Fred) and split it three ways with my cousins, who are fine conisseurs of many things, but don’t know much about good beer.

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The Lost Abbey Cable Car

There are times when my curiosity gets the better of me. I remember back in high school when “a friend” brought over a porno and exclaimed, “this one has chicks with dicks!” I was pleasantly disgusted by this announcement and sat for an hour mesmerized by these well-endowed shemales.dscn6301d1

Saturday at Toronado my curiosity was again piqued by the hype surrounding a now infamous beer, Cable Car, brewed by Tomme Arthur of Port Brewing/Lost Abbey fame. Apparently there were only 1000 bottles of this produced, and I’m just clever enough to know where to find one. Split with BJR, J David, and SOB Steve (thanks for the pic!). I plopped 45 bucks on this bottle (the most expensive I’ve had to date) and it was worth every penny. You just can’t put a price on something like this. Not that the taste was so outrageously good (which it was), but the overall experience of drinking one of my “white whale” beers on the first day of spring break with great friends made all the difference. Now if only Juanote lived a little closer…

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Alaskan Brewing Co. 2008 Barley Wine

Oh the fine state of Alaska: Can 11,236 Eskimos really be wrong? For a state that lives in perpetual darkness forigloo5 most of the year and whose official sport is dog-sledding, they make a damn good barley wine. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not encouraging anyone to move to a state that borders on three seas and is twice the size of Texas (thanks middle-school geography report), but considering the quality brew that is coming out of Alaska, it might not be all that bad.

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Lagunitas Hop Stoopid

hopstoopid1I can think of a lot of stupid shit that I’ve done over the course of 30 years. Whether it was throwing my own shit at the neighbor’s house, lighting the backyard on fire with M80’s smuggled from Mexico, anal chugging a 40 of King Cobra, or sneakily busting out the shocker on unsuspecting victims…I think that I’ve lived long enough to recognize stupid. At least long enough to know that there is nothing stupid about this beer.

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Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout

kentuckybreakfastIt is not the case that this big, 10% ABV Stout should ever be consumed for breakfast. Not unless you have most of the rest of the day to take a nap. They call this one a breakfast stout since it has the best coffee flavor that you’ve ever had in a beer. That, plus it’s full of some mellower whiskey flavors from being stuck in barrels for a time before being bottled.

This one came in a 12 ouncer. I got three, and enjoyed them all equally. If you’re looking to get into coffee flavored beers, this is definitely one that you need to seek out and cross off of the list. I’ve never been particularly partial to coffee in beer (or coffee in general), but I can down one of these masterpieces without blinking an eye.

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Troegs Nugget Nectar

nuggetnectarAnother beer that I’ve trader for lately; this one arrived as a six pack that was shared with the entire crew.I like the name of this beer.  Any time that a company can alliterate the name of a beer so that it flows easily off the tongue when you’re drunk, I feel blessed. That, and it beats the hell out of calling it testicle juice.

Initial color is orange, burnt amber with a nice three finger, fluffy white head. Very pretty beer that reminds me more of an IPA than an amber or red ale as it is classified here.
Smell is of hops, citrus and a slight floral smell lingers in the background.

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